jokes!

Three system administrators walk into a bar.
The Linux admin steps up and says to the bartender, "I'll have a Jack
Daniels on the rocks."

The UNIX admin follows suit and says, "I'd like a
margarita, and make mine on the rocks as well."

Finally, the Windows
admin steps up to the bar and says, "Well, I'd like a Vodka tonic, but no
ice for me... I'm already frozen."